There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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