Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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