i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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