let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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