I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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