Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
its not stalking. its research.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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