Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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