all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Randomize
