Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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