I think I am morally bankrupt
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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