i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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