i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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