i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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