If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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