Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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