There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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