susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
