The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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