You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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