I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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