Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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