Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
nutella sex= disaster
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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