belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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