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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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