She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
this must be what syphilis tastes like
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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