I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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