the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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