what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
then he tried to convert me to islam
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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