He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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