you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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