you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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