Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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