My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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