I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
honey bunches of taint.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Randomize
