I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
