dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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