can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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