I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Your cock deserves a montage
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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