i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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