I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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