gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
there was a trapeze. enough said
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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