im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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