Dual....:-)
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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