Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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