return my video game
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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