Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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