can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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