the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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