end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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