"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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