addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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