i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
