So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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