I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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