White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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