just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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